What's the plural of Ya'all??

All-Ya'all.

Did you hear about the South Carolina redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?

She can't touch it until she's fourteen.

What's the most popular pick-up line in Alabama?

"Nice tooth".

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"

There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?'

How do you know when your staying in a Kentucky hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says, "go ahead."

How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?

There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?

It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi?

A documentary.

How many rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum?

Two. One to eat and one to watch for traffic.

Why did God invent Armadillos?

So that Texas rednecks can have 'possum on the half shell.

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia!  If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.

Arkansas State Trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any

ID?" The driver says "Bout what?"

Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery?

The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.