HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same
stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it
that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
--Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they
grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it
all way before, and you get to find out later
who you're stuck with.
--Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know
the person FOREVER by then.
--Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to
be a fool to get married.
--Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF
TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on
whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
--Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND
DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
--Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should
use them to get to know each other. Even boys
have something to say if you listen long enough.
--Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other
lies and that usually gets them interested
enough to go for a second date.
--Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE
THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I
would call all the newspapers and make sure
they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
--Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.
--Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
wouldn't want to mess with that.
--Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone,
then you should marry them and have kids with
them. It's the right thing to do.
--Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER
TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

I don't know which is better, but I'll tell
you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with
my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
--Theodore, age 8

It's better for girls to be single but not for
boys. Boys need someone to clean up
after them.
--Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE
DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain
wouldn't there?
--Kelvin, age 8

"And the #1 Favorite is........"

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE
WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty,
even if she looks like a truck.
--Ricky, age 10